Comments on dubinology: Blogger Atrophy

ok this is very funny. i was so out of the bloggin...

2006-10-03T22:56:00.000-05:00

ok this is very funny. i was so out of the blogging world during my two-week vanishing act that i almost missed this funny thread. first of all, it is comforting to think that megan may be a highly advanced blogging robot, not one of us human types who gets busy and feels guilty and then feels extra guilty and then guilty to the point of wanting to pull her blog instead of sepnding 20 minutes posting to it. and yes, megan--and you too, sista--can write about most stuff and make it intersting. but i think my, er--base--knows that i write about boys and i don't want to disappoint. and i can't write about the boy stuff that's happening right now, because that's not yet processable, and too dangerous to write about at this point anyway. so i have to store some stuff in my holster and get to blogging about it eventually.
ps: speaking of old, processable boys--dub, your most recent comment on my blog gave me the giggles. i'd had the same mini heart attack you did. xox

DAN? Is he like HAL? Is that why her last post w...

2006-10-03T22:29:00.000-05:00

DAN? Is he like HAL? Is that why her last post was about sci-fi?

Whatever happened to DAN? The writers should writ...

2006-10-03T21:36:00.000-05:00

Whatever happened to DAN? The writers should write him back into the script and you can date him.

I've had to make some rules for myself about not b...

2006-10-03T14:01:00.000-05:00

I've had to make some rules for myself about not blogging just for the sake of blogging.

Megan and Her Dating Issues is always a crowd-plea...

2006-10-03T12:10:00.000-05:00

Megan and Her Dating Issues is always a crowd-pleaser. Pass on my initial intrigue to the management.

Maybe this fall the Committee will let me "date" a...

2006-10-03T10:22:00.000-05:00

Maybe this fall the Committee will let me "date" again. They're probably working on a storyline for that right now.

Oh, and that comment doesn't count as "going publi...

2006-10-02T23:18:00.000-05:00

Oh, and that comment doesn't count as "going public."

No one has ever listened to me, but the truth is: ...

2006-10-02T23:17:00.000-05:00

No one has ever listened to me, but the truth is:

MEGAN ISN'T REAL.

She's written by a committee of shirking, overweight programmers. Someday I'll get enough proof to go public with this. Until then, I'll be watching every post for the inevitable slip-up.

See, but Megan talks about stuff like water and fr...

2006-10-02T22:11:00.000-05:00

See, but Megan talks about stuff like water and frisbee, which is interesting and intelligent and so forth, but doesn't make my little heart go pitty-pat. in the absence of having a dating life of my own, i want to hear about other people's. your sister always has amusing boy stories; i think she should blog more.

No no. I owe the taxpayers hours and hours of my ...

2006-10-02T12:22:00.000-05:00

No no. I owe the taxpayers hours and hours of my time.

Funny you should mention this today, 'cause over on my blog I'm about to admit that I got nothing.